Poh Pui.. the most ztupid and funny questions

1. what did you eat to gain fats?
- ask you la.. always bring me go eat.. everytime.. eemin!! lets go have lunch! eemin!! sushi king got promotion! eemin!! jogoya!!!!! omg... haha
2. what are you afraid lately?
- losing him
3. which friend you would prefer to be with forever?
- *pai seh* you lo... still need to say meh.. *blushing* hahahahahaha oh mii gosh
4. who is your shopping maniac friend?
- i think you're jealous XD you lar! happy Zzz lmao
5. do you love your family? *why
- duh of course.. but sometimes i don't because they're annoying.. but families are born to be annoying so.. what choice do i have..?
6. how much you fall for 'him'?
- now i'm asking someone to eat shit. out of 100%? 85% 'him' 5% you. 10% others WALIAO damn sad wei XD hahahahahaha 'him' is serious you ar.. still number 93 worr.. *inside joke* XD
7. how many days?
- last year march till off and on now.. use your brain XD
8. do you love me?*why
- no. because you purposely want to ask. XD hahaha i love you laaaa muackszz
9.do all your friend love you or most of them backstabbed you with a big parang tou?
70% is fine with me.. 20% is half half.. maybe 10% is evil.. how???
10. like to eat pig?
- BABI?? racistNYA erm.. not really only went eating Bak Ku Teh.. or some hakka dishes then yea
11. wanna try to put on some garfield skin?
- erm as in those custume type? YEAH MAN!!
12. why are you wearing bigger bras than mine?
- ......... because!! i'm healthyier than you!!! happy? cb you ar.
13. suprisingly are you sixteen? *related to question number 12.
- yes i'm sixteen these size is o-k-a-y okayy!
14. how do you feel when your friend is sad?
- I'll feel sad too.. specially when i'm not there.. and they can't answer calls or come out.. =]
if i'm there I'll be yours [ only for girls xp]
15. would you askyour friend to eat shit? why?
- sometimes yes! specially you!!! hahaha and i just did just now wuahahahaha
16. would you rather eat the shit up then making your friend eat? why?
- depends.. if it's life and death then i will.. haha serious if it's you.. others ar.. haha think 1st arrr.. XD *don't wack me*

haha these 3 quest i think this is the most stupid one XD
loveyou!
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